Seems reasonable, his entrails could have ended up in their locked trash dumpster any number of ways.
They gotta decide who they’re going to execute to appease the average short attention span US joe
At least Killary wasn’t in charge lol
IKR? If she hadn’t of fallen asleep at her post that night, those mercenaries would still be out mercenarying!
We just need more pirates
Somalian type
I love those feel good stories with impoverished and malnourished pirates in small fishing boats getting outsmarted by a few thousand Mericans and a couple billion dollars in cool toys.
What was Kashoggi thinking? Apparently this fat old libtard thought he could out fight a Special Forces A Team. What a whiny looser babby1
That’s who we used to be in hiding.
Now, Trump proudly protects murderous thugs because they fund him personally.
We stink.
Who the fuck brings a bonesaw to a fistfight?!
Cheeto had to know about this ahead of time
there was no fight
they just killed him
and where is the body?
Yeah, that’s why I mentioned the bonesaw.
Breaking News from the Onion: RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—In a press conference ahead of a meeting with U.S. secretary of state Mike Pompeo, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman admitted Tuesday that journalist Jamal Khashoggi died during a botched assassination attempt. “We lured Mr. Khashoggi to our consulate in Turkey for what was supposed to be a straightforward, routine execution, but things went off the rails at some point during the torture portion, and he accidentally bled out,” said the crown prince, adding that under normal circumstances, journalists who negatively portray the Saudi regime are eliminated efficiently and without international uproar. “We offer our sincere apologies to the Khashoggi family for mishandling Jamal’s slaughter. This should have been a quick in-and-out death and dismemberment situation, not the drawn-out, hours-long bloodbath it turned into. We flubbed this one big time.” The crown prince also assured journalists that Saudi leaders plan to implement new murder guidelines to standardize future assassinations and reduce instances of bungled hits.
Well it’s about time!
I offered to write for the Onion but was rejected
their loss