Preemptive Apology

…to any woman who I may have offended by what might have been inappropriate or disrespectful behavior, which I was not aware of at the time, but may possibly have happened, and will never, if it did happen, ever happen again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HN50TLuaI

I accept your apology.

Yeah. That makes it all okay.