Saw a guy with a ruler

Tattooed on his finger

what a great idea

He must have big thick fingers.

It was on the tele - The Butcher Full Episodes, Video & More | HISTORY

He used it fer measuring cuts of meat

Clever. A bit strange, but not a dumb idea.

It was in half inches - a good idea really

on the show the contestants had to get cuts of meat perfect like an inch to move on and not go home- they made him wear a glove

Not a bad show really - I like it - last show they had to butcher a giant wild boar - they get judged by the price their cuts would bring at retail

There has to be a dick joke here somewhere.:grin:

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Yeah, first one bring it up (no pun intended) is a dick

And we have our winner!

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Fucking leg humpers are out tonight

I thot you all joined LHA as charter members

The A stands for anonymous, you know…

And due to the rules of anonymity, neither Myself or Wabbit nor LR or the others can confirm or deny it’s existence.

Principle of parsimony.

Lord grant me the serenity to hump the legs I can
The strength to avoid the legs I can’t
And the strength to also just hump those ones anyway

Fer some it has to be learned

most here are natural born to it