'Serial masturbators' in Cook County custody rewarded with pizza for 30-day abstention: Lawsuit


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Dart then instituted a program that rewarded “serial masturbators” with pizza if they went 30 days without a sexual assault or masturbating incident, according to the lawsuit.

Since detainees who had never exposed themselves were not eligible to receive pizza as a reward, the program had a reverse effect, leading to an “increase in exposure incidents” since the detainees without prior incidents “were now incentivized to commit indecent exposure and masturbation in order to qualify for a pizza reward,” court documents state.


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They’ll always find a way to beat this.


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Didn’t anyone tell them they’ll go blind?!


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That;'s what jail is for - making big ones out of small ones…and back again.