Oil prices have been falling, falling, falling.
A lady finds a frog by the side of a road.
Frog says "Lady if you kiss me I will turn into a wealthy oil man."
Lady says "No, you are worth more to me as a talking frog."
Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.
I walked into my psychiatrist's wearing only briefs made from saran wrap.
My psychiatrist said: "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.”
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo.
That was totally corny!
They smell thru their noses, which are miles away near a pot roast.
Fuck I would have not got that in a zillion years
I will see if the wife gets it
she's the smart one
Nope, she did not get it