Silly jokes


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Oil prices have been falling, falling, falling.

A lady finds a frog by the side of a road.

Frog says “Lady if you kiss me I will turn into a wealthy oil man.”

Lady says “No, you are worth more to me as a talking frog.”


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Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It’s not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.

I walked into my psychiatrist’s wearing only briefs made from saran wrap.

My psychiatrist said: "Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”


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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo.


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[quote]From http://cindysbeentrippin.com/t/for-the-internet-is-dark-and-full-of-game-of-thrones-humor/6093/108?u=wabbit


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Banana: Watch out!

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That was totally corny!:joy:


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wtf?


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They smell thru their noses, which are miles away near a pot roast.


#19

Fuck I would have not got that in a zillion years

I will see if the wife gets it

she’s the smart one


#20

Nope, she did not get it


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