Speaking of getting news from comedians


#1

FuckSnooze is reporting that the Chinese space station could hit lower Michigan. How they got that specific locale from the article or the graphic is beyond me, a thinking person.

Here’s the graphic: Yellow means “higher” probability, green means lower, blue means 0% since the satellite doesn’t orbit above those latitudes

Here’s the article


#2

If only Trump had been declared POTUS for life, the slopes would never have launched this act of aggressive provocation!

Thanks Obama.


#3

If it lands on Flint, maybe something will get done about the water supply.


#4

Looks like they can hit Northern California easily enough, too. And watch out, southern Oregon!


#5

Boom goes Jefferson State! Maybe this was a plot by Trump and Xi to stomp out the secessionist insurgency.