Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion 'cuz they are so awesome


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Goddam fukken narwhals.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/now-know-why-narwhals-tusks-171326493.html


#3

It must be a pain in the ass to carry around a nine-foot spear at the end of your nose 24/7.


#4

Someone’s ass, anyway, especially during the narwhal commute hours


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When confronted with a knife attacker in Fishmongers Hall, what else would you grab that’s nearby to deal with it?


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America: only guns can keep us safe.

Britain: pass me that Narwhal tusk.


#10

So they kilt a Narwhal to save a human - not a good trade


#11

The narwhal may have been dead already as far as you know


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