Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion 'cuz they are so awesome

Goddam fukken narwhals.

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It must be a pain in the ass to carry around a nine-foot spear at the end of your nose 24/7.

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Someone’s ass, anyway, especially during the narwhal commute hours

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When confronted with a knife attacker in Fishmongers Hall, what else would you grab that’s nearby to deal with it?

America: only guns can keep us safe.

Britain: pass me that Narwhal tusk.

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So they kilt a Narwhal to save a human - not a good trade

The narwhal may have been dead already as far as you know

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