Tasteless but still funny


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https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s261x260/18011044_10208769722855694_1710431484662838107_n.jpg?oh=395f2cb196f9f69654921c3e53f7d799&oe=598A4A15


#301

wut


#302

Still missing the 2nd half of that thing


#303

Oh, I didn’t post it, the first par. is really the crux of it all.


#304

From the BD6 department


My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, “Turn the light off and stick it in my butt”.
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.


#305

Admin, if this should be in sports, Just PM me I can move it.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18193799_1472599679457091_3895162805353989643_n.jpg?oh=74808180630156dc2d7d403753162649&oe=5974EA3C


#306

I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs…
If you’d like more details, I’ll be in my lab.


#307

I hate Hitler jokes
They take me out of mein kampfort zone.


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#309

Didn’t know what a Mondeo was so


#310

If you don’t know what to wear, just come in your jeans


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So what’s wet on the inside
hairy on the outside
starts with a "c"
ends with a "t"
and has a “u” and a “n” in between?

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A coconut


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#314

My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims…
"Daddy, that man’s wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him, "Well son, that’s because daddy isn’t aroused by men.”


#315

A woman in the news had to have a canister of perfume removed from her rectum. It was Chanel No. 2.


#316

Man: Hello 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield.

911: How’s her head?

Man: Not bad, but her sister’s better.


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