Admin, if this should be in sports, Just PM me I can move it.
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I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs…
If you’d like more details, I’ll be in my lab.
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I hate Hitler jokes
They take me out of mein kampfort zone.
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Didn’t know what a Mondeo was so
If you don’t know what to wear, just come in your jeans
So what’s wet on the inside
hairy on the outside
starts with a “c”
ends with a “t”
and has a “u” and a “n” in between?
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A coconut
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My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims…
“Daddy, that man’s wiener is a lot bigger than yours!”
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him, "Well son, that’s because daddy isn’t aroused by men.”
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A woman in the news had to have a canister of perfume removed from her rectum. It was Chanel No. 2.
Man: Hello 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield.
911: How’s her head?
Man: Not bad, but her sister’s better.
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What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to try it as a kid, you probably don’t like it as an adult.
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I’m not much of a clubber, but I was starting to get the hang of it.
They played “Jump Around” and I jumped around, they played “Put Your Hands Up” and I did, everything seemed to be going well.
Then they played “Come On Eileen” and I got thrown out…
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There’s an incest competition in my town this weekend.
I’m going to enter my sister.
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Woman walks into a butcher shop.
“Sir are your chickens fresh?”
“Freshest in town madam.”
“Let me see one.”
Butcher hands her a chicken. She spreads the legs puts her nose down in there and sniffs.
“Doesn’t smell that fresh to me”
“Lady, could you pass that test?”
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