A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain..
She can't speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.
One day, she wanted to buy banana, so she took her husband to the shop.....
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
Hey, if you didn't like that one here's an alternate version of the same joke:
An American man gets a Thai bride. Ostracized by both their families they start a new life in Spain. As neither of them spoke Spanish, each time the wife wanted to buy chicken legs, she would pat her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for some time. One day, she wanted to buy a banana, so she just dropped trou.