My dad actually told me that joke hahaha
So many good choices, I’ll go with “The Man Who Sold The World”
Ad in Dr’s office…
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s
offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
Well, in my book this one should get the prize!
I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.
He e-mailed back:
If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician!
Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese?
It brings out the kid in you
Why did God make urine yellow
and make sperm white
So that you could tell whether you are coming or going.
I had a GF who was into Golden Showers
All she ever did was piss and moan.
Why don’t Jews eat pussy?
It’s too close to the gas chamber.
"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?”
“Because your mum loves easter and it’s an anagram of easter !”
“Thanks dad !”
"No problem Alan”
(Alan has another sister named Lora)
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat, and look in on her mom to make sure she’s okay. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
Her husband said: The cat just died.
She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn’t you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how is my mom?
Husband: She’s playing on the roof.