My dad actually told me that joke hahaha
Tasteless but still funny
Ad in Drās officeā¦
Iām sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctorās
offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
Well, in my book this one should get the prize!
I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.
He e-mailed back:
If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician!
Why did God make urine yellow
and make sperm white
So that you could tell whether you are coming or going.
"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?ā
āBecause your mum loves easter and itās an anagram of easter !ā
āThanks dad !ā
"No problem Alanā
(Alan has another sister named Lora)
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat, and look in on her mom to make sure sheās okay. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
Her husband said: The cat just died.
She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldnāt you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how is my mom?
Husband: Sheās playing on the roof.