Tasteless but still funny

#281

My dad actually told me that joke hahaha

#282

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s261x260/17630168_272457369875321_1464872030393654288_n.jpg?oh=4b30bf072b38fe1655d833ddfc20e018&oe=59583D77

#283

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17553982_1169702433139137_4356471080114532635_n.jpg?oh=01824e87eb2bb3c1c13bc8ee9642b112&oe=599A6E01

So many good choices, Iā€™ll go with ā€œThe Man Who Sold The Worldā€

#284

Ad in Drā€™s officeā€¦

Iā€™m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctorā€™s
offices on everything from tissues to note pads.

Well, in my book this one should get the prize!

I emailed this to my Chinese doctor friend.
He e-mailed back:

If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erect-trician!

#285

Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese?
It brings out the kid in you

#286
#287

Why did God make urine yellow

and make sperm white

So that you could tell whether you are coming or going.

#288
#289

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/17757101_440851309586932_1675715360358929104_n.jpg?oh=f57c6ae7fbba52740cf6328142f46e81&oe=5989E24E

#290

I had a GF who was into Golden Showers
All she ever did was piss and moan.

#291
#292

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17884271_10213251685112698_811450349209975445_n.jpg?oh=ac1644e4baea91a78962fd17dbd4794e&oe=594FC280

#293

Why donā€™t Jews eat pussy?
Itā€™s too close to the gas chamber.

#294

"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?ā€

ā€œBecause your mum loves easter and itā€™s an anagram of easter !ā€
ā€œThanks dad !ā€
"No problem Alanā€

(Alan has another sister named Lora)

#295

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat, and look in on her mom to make sure sheā€™s okay. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.

Her husband said: The cat just died.

She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldnā€™t you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how is my mom?

Husband: Sheā€™s playing on the roof.

#296
#297

h/t @Flannel

http://boards.cindysbeentrippin.com/uploads/default/original/2X/b/b4c2d00bf7d71d60c6296e8af987692d78c5952c.jpg

#298
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#300

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