What are the odds of running into a group of nuns while carrying a four foot inflatable cawk?
“It’s like Father David’s, only smaller than he described!”
Little known fact: When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop. The same is true for the phrase "explosive diarrhea.”
A guy was wondering what being a suicide bomber was like.
So I told him: “C4 yourself”