Tasteless but still funny

Thread title, menus in restaurants, back in yer tent, etc

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I saw you laugh, you twisted fuck.

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A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that’s a lot of information to swallow

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that’s no turkey leg.

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What a joy to live in the countryside, you can see fresh traces of a wild penis in the snow. How beautiful Mother Nature is this time of year.

Can’t be; look how cold it is?

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“I was in the pool!”

Not all heroes wear capes.