Tasteless but still funny


#501

I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged.

I started shouting out letters.


#502

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How romantic!


#503

What, “give me money or I start taking my clothes off”?


#504

I was talking to a hot girl at my friend’s funeral

I got mourning wood


#505


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#507

Mourning Wood is a real thing!!
Just wait… you’ll see.


#508

Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.

With just the tip.


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#511

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday.

His wife is taking it really hard.


#512

“Of course Bernie is an excellent sleeper”


#513

A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself.

The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here.”


#514

What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?

You have to be asleep or they can’t come.


#515


#516

Ask your Doctor if Cialis is right for you.


#517


#518

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If you so much as chuckled, you’re going to hell!


#519

How do they get the shirts on?


#520

Maybe Dr. Carson makes house calls.