Tasteless but still funny


#501

I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged.

I started shouting out letters.


#502

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How romantic!


#503

What, “give me money or I start taking my clothes off”?


#504

I was talking to a hot girl at my friend’s funeral

I got mourning wood


#505


#506


#507

Mourning Wood is a real thing!!
Just wait… you’ll see.


#508

Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.

With just the tip.