Tasteless but still funny


#521


#522

Pulling it from the feet.

Won’t work for too long though. They’re gonna need button ups.


#523

How did that mofo stay awake for neurosurgery?


#524

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis.


#525

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#526

When I was a kid, I made a sandcastle with my grandma.

Unfortunately, it didn’t impress anyone at the cremation.


#527

This is exactly the kind of repression of childhood creativity I am talking about!


#528


#529


#530

Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage…

I used to shave my privates with one, but I don’t have the balls to do that now


#531


#532

Some last names originate from what the family did in the past…

Makes you wonder about the Dickinsons?


#533

What do you call someone who masturbates to the Iliad and the Odyssey?

A Homer-Sexual


#534

D’oh!


#535

Bewbs are like the sun

With sunglasses you can look longer


#536

But curiously during an eclipse, you don’t need sunglasses.


#537

Eclipses last mere minutes: you trying to confess something?


#538

What ever do you mean?

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#539


#540

After having anal sex with my girlfriend she had a prolapse.

She was really bummed out.