Tasteless but still funny


#561

Like was for sentence structure and grammar, NOT content.


#562

I do try to be fastidious.


#563

And that’s whats we appreciates about you.


#564

What do MILFs taste like?

Umami.


#565


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#567

image


#568

After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Kevin remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.

As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.

The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.

The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?”

Kevin, shocked says, "Why, No! Does my breath smell like pussy?"
The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like shit!”


#569

I groaned out load.


#570

Devil’s in the details, my man


#571

Very unfair, sad!