An old Jewish man tells his Rabbi that he had won three million dollars in the lottery.
The Rabbi shouts, “That’s wonderful ! What are you going to do with all that money?”
"Well, I’m old. I’m going to give one million to my kids so their families can play. I’ll give another million to charity, and the last million I’m giving to the temple.
"Fantastic! yells the Rabbi. The guy continues, "On one condition. You have to erect a life sized statue of Hitler out front.”
“What? A statue of Hitler in front of a synagogue? Why?” asked the Rabbi.
"Because he’s the one who tattooed the winning numbers on my arm.”
I was going to put this in a PC related thread, but don’t wanna spend the rest of my life looking for one…
I’m going to hell, but I LOL’d at this one.
I’ll bring the potato salad.