Telemarketer trying to screw me on my electric bill

Me: where are you located
Him: Boston
Me: could I meet you in person
Him: Why would you want to do that
Me: so I could bury a meat clever 6 inches into yer fucking forehead

never say I don’t have a way with words

I don’t normally answer when I don’t recognize the Number, so I made an exception yesterday, it was a nice lady robot telling me they could cut me a deal on my delinquent Lane Bryant Card. I terminated the call, just wasn’t into it.

This getting old has it’s benefits

you really don’t give a fuck what you say or who you say it to

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It’s freakin freeing ain’t it Duke? Best part is the older you grow the the crazier the shit you can get away with saying.

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Hey there! Long time no see.

Hey Oak, how are you? Missed you.

My mate makes violent homosexual threats. He demands to see their dicks and tells them they are going to suck his dick whether they like it or not. He rarely gets called more than twice, and is yet to have any backlash.

I suspect his being gay adds to the unwillingness to pursue the issue. He’s currently in america working as an illegal immigrant.

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I’m hanging in there. I’ve missed you too, great to see you here.