The Dear Thread

God knows if you be lying about your repentance boy.

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Dear Sewing,

You and I have been spending some quality time together and I’ve put a lot of time and effort into our relationship but lately I’ve been seeing more and more of Mr. Seam Ripper. I just don’t think it’s going to work out between us.

Sorry.

Dear Trump,

You’re very entertaining. Reality TV needs you more than the White House does. Go back.

Love,
The World

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Dear World,

We respectfully disagree.

Love,
Late Night comics

(Edit: fixed typo)

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Dear Sun,

I plan on remaining pasty white all summer.

Take that!

Love,

SPF 110

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Lol!

I didn’t see her at first.