I’m not handing out candy this year for Halloween. Greedy fukk neighborhood kids wiped out my $50 worth of treats in less than 15 minutes last year. Most don’t even tell jokes anymore. They just stand there with their big assed bag held out. Many wouldn’t have even said thanks if not forced too by their parents. They just want to to dash from door to door. Fukk em.
Clean out a junk drawer.
“Oh look, a broken tape measure for you!”
HEY, YOU FARMERS!! GET YOUR GODDAM COMBINES OFF THE ROAD!!
Harvest season indeed. 90 degrees in the shade today. Hotter tomorrow.
It won’t hold much longer, maybe a few weeks. Soon we’ll be seeing those huge temp swings from day to night. In the desert come November, it’s not uncommon to see 40 degree swings over the course of a few hours.