The Nationals accuse The Astros of throwing the World Series, to get out of visiting Trump

[Apeman]

Nationals Accuse Astros of Throwing Series to Avoid White House Visit

[Bigdukesix]

The Nationals claim they were on track to lose when the Astros pulled pitcher Zack Greinke in the midst of a dominant performance, replacing him with relievers who specialize in blowing big games.

[Wabbit]

The horse that won the Preakness was quoted as saying “I ain’t going to the white house, if I wanted to see a horse’s ass I woulda come in second”.

[Spoon]

@Wabbit

The horse that won the Preakness was quoted

I remember. No one will ever top that.