The Nationals accuse The Astros of throwing the World Series, to get out of visiting Trump



The Nationals claim they were on track to lose when the Astros pulled pitcher Zack Greinke in the midst of a dominant performance, replacing him with relievers who specialize in blowing big games.


The horse that won the Preakness was quoted as saying “I ain’t going to the white house, if I wanted to see a horse’s ass I woulda come in second”.


I remember. No one will ever top that.