The official Grammar Humor thread


Its, without the apo, is valid as the possessive.

Dammit, you trolled me!



What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters and never has 5 letters

FYI it was not a question







A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:

Greg ate his friend’s lunch.


Greg ate his friend’s colon.


They teach this shit in schools.

I swear I can’t find anyone who knows how
to properly use these words & contractions
who’s under 45.


They teach this shit in colons.

Damn. It’s true. Colons DO make a difference.


Is spelling grammar, or nah?