theRapture starts Saturday, LIBS


#1

https://www.yahoo.com/news/christian-apos-researcher-apos-claims-093409811.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb

I’m thinking, somebody is bound to be leaving a really nice truck behind.


#2

Oh is it coming up on the 23rd already? I should get my quarterlies done.


#3

I’m going to wash my hair!


#4

It would be funny if Jesus had a rapture, and Holliday and Billdo were the only ones taken


#5

If Sparty gets behind to ND Saturday we can have the rapture, if MSU is winning, this nonsense can wait until Sunday


#6

It’s a way of life man…

rap·ture
ˈrapCHər/Submit
noun
1.
a feeling of intense pleasure or joy.
“Leonora listened with rapture"
synonyms: ecstasy, bliss, exaltation, euphoria, elation, joy, enchantment, delight, happiness, pleasure
"she gazed at him in rapture”


#7

Yeah yeah, I am using the term in context of the OP and biblical event.


#8

Maybe that is the biblical context? :slight_smile:

Trumpets and violins I can hear in the distance
I think they’re calling our names
Maybe now you can’t hear them, but you will
if you just take hold of my hand


#9

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17New King James Version (NKJV)

16 For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord.

And when he says “the dead in Christ” he of course means us Presbyterians :laughing:


#10

There’s a secret planet? COOL!


#11

No, a thousand-mile-cubed city will descend, on Missouri as I read somewhere.