We really need a subboard for fucking idiots.
Best comment at my Lib Blogsite:
MOM: “Emma, there is something your Dad and I have been meaning to tell you. See, back before you were born, Emma, back in the glorious first decade of Emperor Trump’s reign, we were so excited to be bringing a beautiful little girl into the world that we had a big Gender Reveal party, and, uhh, accidentally burned down the whole county. We didn’t mean it. We just wanted to celebrate our sweet girl… Oh, Emma! Do you think you can ever forgive us, Emma?”
EMMA: “For the last time, Mom, it’s ‘Steve’ now.”