Todays Funny


#362

Seriously, you do not see contrail patterns like that in the Yukon, or west Texas.


#363

I seen a lot that ain’t normal -

why don’t the two of you look up now and then and get back to me


#364

I never saw that in person in the SF bay area


#365

We don’t know what that’s from. No citation whatsoever.


#366

I don’t know where it’s from - all I know is that it happens - look up -

and planes do not fly to where they are going - they do not go directly to the end point, so that means when you look they shud not be all willy nilly


#367

Look up* lol


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Used to watch it every time it was on


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#375

Close, mine had one of those big race car blower motors in it.


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When life hands you demons, make demon aid.


#378

As a retiree I had a serious amount of spare time on my hands.
I decided to take a part time job.
They said I had to take a drug test, so Okay I went to the clinic.
I showed up for work but they said they wouldn’t hire me, … I had opiates in my blood test.
I told them it was probably the poppy seeds from my morning bagel.
So they asked what about the THC, the methamphetamine, and codeine in your blood.
Duh! I said, it was an everything bagel.


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