Todays Funny


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If a hipster falls in the forest, and there’s no one else there, does he still make a sound?

Yes, but you probably have never heard it.


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Or do what I did and move to the Beach.


#507

14 Black and Tans and you won’t have a problem sleeping - no white noise needed


#508

An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fitter walk into a bar.

I know because they told everyone within two minutes.

(edit: they were later joined by a Texan)


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Hey, they have meaning ya philistines!


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I resemble that remark.


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Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

The creator of Mad Libs died this week.

His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.


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