I went to the barber earlier and said I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise.
So he put a cushion on the chair.
Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’
I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’
Time to make a run for the border
I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.
I’ll let you know.
okay, but… mimosas? Those are for brunch. Not partying