Todays Funny


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#852

I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine…

The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had


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#854

I believe he HAS in fact touched that trash. So, who has he killed and robbed, and why is the deep state hiding it?


#855

He and Zuckerberg beat that waiter to death at that Tech. Seminar.


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#860

Did I mention that my Bro Dan Crenshaw attended the Joel Osteen Kanye faithapalooza last night?

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Godspeed Lt. CMR Dan!


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#865

Mason jars. Next time use mason jars.


#866

What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe