Todays Funny


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#1090

Gary thought he would be declaring his love for Doris…:joy::rofl:


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#1094

'sposed to be a gif, Thanks Obama.


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#1096

Finding a woman in Boston sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.

“That’s so clever!” the woman exclaims. “How did you do that?”

“Easy,” replied the soldier, "These are my khakis.”


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#1098

Been doing it for years.


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#1102

Double click for punchline.


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She seems nice, tho.


#1107

You should see my panic stricken face when there’s someone at the door.

lmfao