Today's "unarmed black man murdered by cop" story

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Serve that sumbish rite for eatin bbq in his poppas backyard.

I would verify the existence of suspicious substances first, like the such as, skittles or canned iced teas.

Gangster fashion like a hooded sweatshirt, are a good indicator of thuggery too.

Also, receipts for any recent cigar purchases would be helpful in determining whether this man was deserving of his fate.

Or possibly cigarettes meant for resale.

Actually, it was his grandfather’s back yard.

Actually, the cops claim to have believed the cellphone was a crowbar so “they feared for their lives.”

Also actually, the decedent was married to a white woman and they had two small children together.

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cellphone… crowbar… yeah, they’re pretty much the same shape.

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Well you go, isn’t miscegnation a capital offense?

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