Trump hand delivers badly needed supplies to Puerto Rico


So was the paper towel supposed to be used to wipe up the remaining hurricane water or what?


God only knows, my guess, is Trump just wanted to be shown passing shit out, and a staffer grabbed the nearest, not too heavy, thing he could find.


The way he threw it into the crowd though…what an asshole.


Like he was playing Whack-a-PuertoRican.


More or less.

“Fore” He shouted Presidentially.

“Aye Caramba, Madre de dios!”


He is just so despicable. His brain must be the size of a walnut. But with fewer wrinkles than a walnut.




So much winning in this interview

“I think one of the greatest of all terms I’ve come up with is ‘fake,’ ” Trump said in an interview with TBN host and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee ®. “I guess other people have used it, perhaps over the years, but I’ve never noticed it.”

“They had these beautiful, soft towels, very good towels. And I came in and there was a crowd of a lot of people, and they were screaming and they were loving everything.”


Rings false to my ears.


Is that kind of like when he tried to copyright “You’re fired!”


He did say he came up with the word “fake” when being interviewed by Hucksterbee.