Trump postpones Pelosi trip citing shutdown. Meanwhile


#1

Hours later, Melania takes a government plane to Palm Beach (i.e. Mar a Lago)

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#2

I better break out the theater-sized popcorn machine now.

Pelosi will have his nuts in her purse by Valentine’s Day.


#3

The word from Team Pelosi today is that since Tromp doesn’t know Loose Lips Sink Ships, he has jeopardized NATIONSL SECURITY by leaking info and it’s now not possible for the Congressional Delegation safely to travel to Afghanistan at all. They had already booked commercial flights but are now unbooking.

Not only is Pelosi out of his league, he doesn’t even know there ARE leagues.