Very punny indeed


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Who cares if it’s a repost? this needs to be scene!


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He was playing the long game for that pun. You might say it was an igneous plan.


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And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll


#87

Good one, I always take the Mighty Led Zeppelin for granite.


#88

Did you hear about the guy who was shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it’s race-related.


#89

Had to explain that one to MrsLion. Sometimes she’s not so quick off the blocks.


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#92

How is a tick like the Eiffel Tower?

They’re both paris sites


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#94

My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.


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#96

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.


#97

I’ve started investing in stocks…
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.


#98

My mom told me Jesus died on a Royal Caribbean ship. But my priest insists he died on the cross.

Was that cruise a fiction?


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