Very punny indeed


#101

I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row.

I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.


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#104

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#106

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#108

Where does a cow fart come from?

The dairy air


#109

Why aren’t pregnant women hungry?

Because they gestate!


#110

DAYS OF GOOD ENGLISH ARE WENT
(OK, so yes technically not a pun, yet I feel in my heart this quote I stole belongs here, punnily speaking.)


#111

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours


#112

I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.


#113

What do you call Vietnamese noodle soup that’s mistakenly served in a 16 oz. container?

A pho cup.


#114