Very punny indeed

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#143

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald’s Farm ?
The CIEIO

I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.

I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.

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#146

No Wabbit, you got it right the first time.

There’s no tilde over the n as far as I know.

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I, too, had thought there was a tilde
 but apparently not. Interesting history here:

https://www.chilipeppermadness.com/chili-pepper-types/hot-chili-pepper-types/habanero-chili-pepper/

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#148

Then what do I put in my empeñadas?

(flees laughing)

#149

Ay Dios MIo!

:grinning:

#150

I see why it doesn’t have a tilde. Habana doesn’t either.

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#157

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re prepared for the Reaper cushions.

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Why are geologists so good at getting laid?

They know the best dating techniques.

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#158

Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.

But no one remembers his sister, Anya, who invented the starting pistol.

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#159

A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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