Ways To Know You're Having A Southern Thanksgiving

It’s when you buy a young turkey and Roy Moore shows up and tries to fuck it.

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I think you meant chicken.

Who eats chicken on Thanksgiving?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

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Pedos


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBd4PPZV6QI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIA1n5ng4Y

Yes I know what a spring chicken is, but that makes no sense given it’s autumn and about to be Thanksgiving.

I did once give my dad a card that had a spring and a chicken on the front and in the inside it read “You Ain’t.”

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When you invite six cousins and four siblings, and that equals six people in all.

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Roy Moore…chicken…
Try to follow the conversation, Starling. It’s always preserved in the thread if you need to refresh your memory.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZcZaMbhdKs

Because he is a chicken doesn’t mean he’s coming over to Thanksgiving to fuck one. It’s turkey day!

When your family tree doesn’t fork.

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