When ya ride a bike

#1

You always start on the same side ya been starting on since you were 5

my advice of the day

don’t try it from the other side you never tried it from

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#2

I have never once tried it from the other side. I get on from the left side only, being a lefty.

#3

Bike seats hurt my nethers.

#4

I get on from the left and I’m a righty. And bike seats make my nethers numb.

#5

Try it - see what happens

no don’t

#6

I can mount from either side. Figured that out when I was ten, and teaching my lefty brother who wanted to mount from the right because he was a Southpaw Nazi even at age six.

#7

snicker

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#8

I am lefty and mount from the left

same side as kickstand which makes sense

why would you be opposite of kick stand

that wud be a pain in the ass cause you gotta go to other side to put it up

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#9

I am a righty and I can mount from both sides but I think that’s because I taught myself how to ride a bike using the curb in front of my house so which side I got on depended on which direction I was facing.

#10

Nice.

#11

Did any of you lefties have people try to beat the left outta ya?

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#12

I was probably a lefty but I went to Catholic school…

My handwriting is terrible, and I overcompensate by being a right-wing asshole even though I don’t believe in anything except love.

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#13

The nuns beat the hell outa my hands with fucking pointers

I told her she better get a 1000 pointers cause she was gona need them

that ended it - I was 6 - I gotta give her credit fer catching on quick

and they them fucking desks made fer just right handers

I don’t write back handed like the others thou

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#14

So we have the nuns to blame for your faulty thinking?

And, wtf? You’re too young to have had anyone force you to write with yer right hand.

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#15

No one ever told me being a Southpaw was wrong. No one except the people who make all the shit that’s made fer righties.

#16

I think some of the nuns did.

#17

Nun teachers

shudder

#18

They beat the shit out of one of my friends as well…

#19

They stopped that shit just a couple years before I started going to Catholic School, although I did watch a teacher stick a kid’s head in a garbage can then tie him to a desk when I was in grade 5.

#20

Yeah they were slowly stopping it but there were some old battle axes still around.