because he can’t get his vacuum cleaner to start
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https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4
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LOL! Poor bastard.
That reminds me of the amusing anecdote I once heard about the old time logger returning to the logger store and angrily throwing the recently purchased chain saw on the counter and yelling “You told me I could fall at least 50 trees a day, why hell I can’t even cut as many as I did with my trusty old buck saw, I want my money back!!!” The Counterman said, well first let me just take a look see here…" he checks the saw over looks at the spark plug and the fuel and then yanks the cord and it roars into life, at which point the old woodsmen jumps back and shouts, “What in tarnation is all that racket?” (Insert rimshot here)
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Still the best ever
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