All’s fair in love and war
All’s fair in love and war
It isn’t the size of the boy in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the boy, wait, did I say that right?
The lions must be like “Can you believe this? Our food is eating with each other.”
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
Hey Bae, we’re on Kiss Cam!
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
She’s touring the facilities and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.
Lol… white people
Reminds me of that time In High School there’s about 5 of us or so crammed into Martins Mom’s tiny Saab Sonnet wagon heading out to the park to inject Marijiuanas, we’re tooling along and their is this pretty little thing riding along on a ten speed bike, shapely ass and long blond hair blowing in the wind, Dan’s riding shotgun “Slow Down Marty, Ima slap that cute ass when we go by” So we get along side of her Dan slaps and the Hippy dude gives us weirdest look as we pass…I think Dan still gets shit over that one.
That happens a lot here, but with trannies. Sometimes you see those who are “in the middle” of the transformation, some long haired freaks with boobs and some beard.
To get the maximum terror out of the following gif, you must imagine (in your head like) that coda theme dealy from Jaws playing.
Uh, be careful what you wish for…
A Blonde walks into a Bridal Shoppe
that
has
got
to
hurt
My flower girl did that at my wedding.
OUCH!
My buddy did that when we took him to Vegas for his 50th
There was a face-shaped spot on the window, it was hilarious