Animalols

When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, “Go forth and multiply”.

When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.

“Didn’t you hear me? Go forth and multiply!” Said Noah, annoyed.

“We can’t” replied one of the snakes. “We’re adders”.

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boo hiss

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Yes Deer.

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What has 4 legs and goes “Aaaah”

A sheep with no lips.

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Not gonna pull the wool over my eyes this time, not gonna do it.

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Feeling sheepish? Are ewe?

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To wear in human, to forsake ovine.

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Any more of this and you’ll have to go on the lamb.

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Somebody’s gonna get shanked over this.

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That’s got mutton to do with me.

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wth?

Beary Christmas.

bacon%20grease

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