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Pusha the cat, which adopted four orphaned baby squirrels and currently feeds and lives with them, lies at a local park of miniatures in Bakhchisaray, Crimea. REUTERS/Alexey Pavlishak
In a shocking plot twist, the the next morning the parents find the boy in bed dead, with his throat gashed open and his spleen and liver eaten. with ‘Wild Thing’ playing on repeat on the kids iPod.
Cats are killing machines - make no mistake about
Ask the folks in the middle ages what fetched the plague after getting rid of all the cats
The Arkansas D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “bike”
“Cah” sounds more like Massachusetts crows then Arkansas ones.
You get a rec since I can’t smite for that pun.
You mess with me, you sleep wit da fishes. Capiche?