“I used to cough to cover up a fart…now I fart to cover up a cough.”
Cure for coronavirus: put your hat ona table and drink (good) brandy until you see three hats.
Wow! this church is taking the coronavirus seriously. I hear that new testing methods are being done without even leaving your house! No hospital or office visit necessary! All you have to do is mail a sample of your stool to:
Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604
President Trump policies have boosted the Paper Products Industry Bigly!
Nearby Police Department requesting morans to not call 911 when the store runs out of tp.
I wore one of these
for Halloween, with a N95 mask, to work.
Might have contributed to my eventual
fall out with management.