Doctors, am I right?

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000.

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! – This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!

You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t – that is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, “Here’s your $1000 back” (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story – Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.






That would be a riot.

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You know when you get the urge to eat something just because it’s there?
Anyway, I lost my job as a gynecologist today.

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Must be a liberal policy, because a conservative policy would have been to cut the insurance along with the cord.

That’s a bummer Sarah.

Well it’s Doctorish.

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Only doctor doctors shud be called sich

Calling a fucking weather man “Doctor”

Is that a fucking joke?

Spousal unit does not agree with me - she sez they are educated and sich

Apey - make a note - no more doctors other then real doctors if I take over


My kiddos call the partner Doctor(PhD) Lawyer (JD) Fuhrer _______(first name).

Fuhrer because he’s a Republican. He’s good natured about it. He thinks they’re funny.

I find it funny as well.