Donāt MAKE me post the Kermit Jagger joke.
Ok, you asked for it.
A frog hops into a bank and goes to the loans dept, and says āHello, my name is Kermit Jagger and I would like to apply for a loan.ā The loan officer, her desk plaque identifying her as Patricia Whack, says āok, and what would you put up for collateralā? And Kermit replies āI have this small memento from a concert my father and his band played at Altamont Speedway back in '69ā. THe officer says āIām not sure this would be sufficient, let me speak to my managerā. She calls him over and he asks her āWhat seems to be the issue?ā and she says āThis frog, a Mr. Kermit Jagger, has offered up this trinket as collateral for a loan, and Iām not even sure exactly what it isā.
The loan manager replies āItās a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old manās a Rolling Stone.ā
Hadnāt seen this one before, or if I had, it occupied a neuron that had to be sacrificed to bourbon
This one always made me chuckle for some reasonā¦
Nod to our favorite seagull troll
For Apey. Also Posting here so I can copy it for another āoldā friend of mine.
Another of my faves, canāt remember whyā¦
Needz moar punchline
Pete and Repeat sitting on a fence, Pete falls off who is left
No I mean the cartoon. I presume something about the butler having done it.
I think that was implied.
Fine, Iāll allow it 