Lots of violence in the old west could have been prevented if architects had made towns big enough for everyone
(alt text: “He also broke the streak that incumbents with websites are unbeatable and Delawareans can’t win, creating a new precedent: Only someone from Delaware can defeat an incumbent with a website.”)
Where can I send a donation?
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.
Yeah, but Stonehenge was built without Hebrew slaves.
Let’s see the Egyptians try that one. They’d probably need to subcontract the work to Cretans, and we all know how badly that would work out.
I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months…
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed!