An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” asks the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
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Why are there pyramids in Egypt?
They were too heavy to steal and put in the British Museum.
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I bet he didn’t get teh vackseen!
Didn’t you mean to say PWN3D or something like that?
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(he shoulda looked under “sew crates”)
The tongue of the land of Angles and Saxons, thou layer of thy mother, speakest thou it?
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