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Just so we’re all clear. Your friends who are talking about Hunter’s emails right now believe the following…
Hunter, with incriminating evidence including child porn on his laptop, traveled from CA to drop off the broken laptop at a Trump supporter’s random repair shop in DE so that a guy who’s legally blind could fix it. No, I’m not making this crap up. The blind guy is sure that it was Hunter even though he couldn’t actually see him. He’s also positive that Hunter was drunk. No one can be sure though because it just so happened that the security footage from the shop was inexplicably erased.
You with me so far?
Okay, so then Hunter, knowing there was incriminating evidence on the laptop, blew it off and never went back to get it. The blind shop owner couldn’t call Hunter to come get his computer because he didn’t have any contact info. Since Hunter never came back for it, the blind guy naturally decided to take the hard drive and read through all of the emails. Somehow he was able to read them and figure out that there was something really bad in his possession. So, I shit you not, the guy called Rudy Giuliani. As anyone would. Rudy had no choice but to give the info to the New York Post who had a former Hannity producer write the story up. The blind guy also says he contacted the FBI. Of course the FBI cannot confirm nor deny any investigation. Obviously that means Hunter’s guilty.
All seems totally legit right? Completely plausible.
Or something.
Anyway, this is the nonsense that your friends believe who are harping on the emails. They’ve taken it to all new levels of nuts since this foundational story, but I won’t even bother with all of that. You get the gist of it.
