I do believe we now have a Music Humor thread

Don’t we all

Hiyooo!

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Reposting for the ad copy. Act now, the timestamp will expire soon.

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My grandson is five and has no social media accounts, but another grandson who’s an adult posted this and the tyke asked me to repost it

Neither of them is quite right, you know… but it’s nice to see them on the same page.

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Well played Grand Son.

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That’s inappropriate!! ^^^

Why the hell is he still wearing his Birks?

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So he doesn’t step on any coronavirus’ Duh!

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What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 3 chords for 10,000 people
A jazz guitarist plays 10,000 chords for 3 people

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Maybe a rerun, can’t find it, anyway here’s the LONG version

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.” So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat.

An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”

Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now. You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.”

This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he’s only had tenor so patrons, and the sopranout in the bathroom, everything has become altoo much treble; he needs a rest, and closes the bar.

(I’m laughing so hard I’m semi-quavering)

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A Scottish teenage girl plays the guitar and writes a song

A Scottish teenage girl learns guitar and writes a song. When she performs it at the talent show, to her father’s disapproval, she wears a crop top.

During a guitar solo, her father walks up on stage and starts singing the song as if he’s part of the act, and then he wraps her exposed belly with a towel.

In shock, the girl says to her dad, "Why are you coverin’ me mid-riff?”

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^^ made me chuckle

(For those not as hip as I am, that guy “Puddle Of Mudd”??? apparently did an extremely terrible awful cover of one of Nirvana’s epic power ballads…) Google it, I’M NOT YER INTERN!

Don’t make me stop this car!

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