Discuss the reasons why you wouldn’t here.
He’d have to stand up to lick my bawlz.
I thought we had a couple chubby chasers in the group?
A “roid-addled death midget” who currently posts a lot of drivel at Bastard Factory.
Ah yes, a reference to a board I don’t attend.
You’re welcome to discuss boards you DO attend, of course.
Even if I were a discreetly gay man, I doubt the midget would turn my crank, Olympic-sized swimming pool or no.
He looks like sandpaper feels and probably tastes like a dissected xenomorph facehugger looks.
But, well, there’s no accounting for solid fancies, I suppose.