If you were a flamboyantly gay man, would you find Stubby attractive?

Discuss the reasons why you wouldn’t here.

He’d have to stand up to lick my bawlz.


I thought we had a couple chubby chasers in the group?


A “roid-addled death midget” who currently posts a lot of drivel at Bastard Factory.

Ah yes, a reference to a board I don’t attend.

You’re welcome to discuss boards you DO attend, of course.

Even if I were a discreetly gay man, I doubt the midget would turn my crank, Olympic-sized swimming pool or no.

He looks like sandpaper feels and probably tastes like a dissected xenomorph facehugger looks.

But, well, there’s no accounting for solid fancies, I suppose.