Two blondes were talking. The first said, “It’s a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.”
“Yeah” said the 2nd blonde, "I just bought a TV and it said ‘Built in Antenna’. I don’t even know where that is.”
A blonde is in a car crash.
The blonde says to the paramedic, “I think I have concussion.”
Paramedic asks the blonde, “How many fingers have I got up?”
Blonde screams, "Oh my God, "I’m paralyzed from the waist down.”
(I had to think about this for a minute)
That’s a fistful of an approach,
Unrelated I got to slow dance at the Junior Prom. with the lovely then and still to this day Pam,
Turns out the replied-to joke has one more line to it…
A guy says to a blonde girl.
I bet I can guess exactly when you were born just by fondling your tits.
No way says the blonde, go on then, so 10 minutes later the
blonde says OK when was I born?
Guy says: Yesterday.
Blonde says don’t be fucking stupid, try again.
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How did the Blonde Get Lipstick on the Steering Wheel?
She tried to blow the horn.